I’m sitting at home
and browsing through the internet
Nothing to do
so I start a chat with someone new

We chatted day by day
and I thought we fell in love
I opened my webcam
and I showed her my balls

We had fun
like no one ever before
and then she said
she got something to show

She send me a link
I didn’t know, I didn’t know what’s in it
so I opened it
and then it was me in that link

I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I don’t know how the fuck I got there
but I have one million views
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu
I’m on youporn

I went out at night
was going to the disco hall
This is the night
I can hear the DJane call

Started talking to girl
cuz she stared at me so long
And out of nowhere
she took out her phone

We had fun
like no one ever before
and then she said
she got something to show

She send me a link
I didn’t know, I didn’t know what’s in it
so I opened it
and then it was me in that link

I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I don’t know how the fuck I got there
but I have one million views
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu
I’m on youporn

So listen to me my friend
be careful what you do
and please don’t take
too many videos of you

Or you will find yourself
in the internet faster than you want to do
So listen to me crowd,
I know what I’m talking about

I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu yu yuyuyu youporn
I don’t know how the fuck I got there
but I have one million views
I’m on Yu yu yuyuyu yu
I’m on youporn